"Taylor makes my eyes bluer."

"I've often thought about how nice it would be to be in love," he says softly. "But I don't
believe you can imagine what it's like if you haven't experienced it. Still, I think about it a lot,
of course, and I try to imagine what it would be like. But no girl has made my heart beat really
fast yet. I haven't even kissed a girl yet. Actually I find the whole thing a bit embarrassing,
though it's me who gets the most love letters. I read each letter very carefully."

"We have a complex with Ike."

"We have vegetables and CANDY and fruit and CANDY..... and CANDY!"

"I'm not a girl, but I won't pull down my pants to prove it."

"We actually did it in a one car garage, but we did it in a garage and there's three of us, so
we thought, what a combination."

"The thing with Zac is that you can't get anything past him.  You can't tell him a lie because
he'll know you are lying.  And you certainly can't get him to do anything he doesn't want to do.
He doesn't miss a trick, basically."

"We're gonna get wasted on Dr Pepper!"

"Zac, you're pretty fly for a white guy."

"I used to run around naked with cowboy pistols."

"Beep! Wrong answer! Do not pass go and do not collect $200."

"The coolest thing about our fans is that they're devoted...but psycho."

"Don't spew on the audience! Bad move."

"Zac I think that's your vibrating underwear!"

"Actually, when I get my permit, I worry for people on the sidewalk."

"Zac, you would make a cute girl!"

"I know Ike kissed a girl while they were watching 101 Dalmations, and she ran home crying to her mum. I found out everything!"

"You wouldn't just walk up to a girl and lay one on her, like, tongue and all."

"We'd be the ugliest girls you've ever seen! If I was a girl, I'd feel really sorry for myself because I am ugly!"

"It's a weird phenomenon. A lot of the guys want to be friends and want to come over or something. The girls do the 'I love you' thing. It's weird."

"I like girls, but I haven't seen a girl that I can really go up to her without her going 'Oh my god! Oh my god!'"

"You know we just drop him (Zac) off random cliffs and see how he recovers."

"We're known as Ike, Tay, and Zac, not Posh, Butter, Spicy, and Rare, or whatever they are."

"No one can unplug me! Ha ha ha!"

"I'd like to call a friend's hotline, I need a friend NOW!"

"But sometimes we'd do that, run out of the hotel naked, just to kind of refresh ourselves"[when they were little, living in south america."

"Zac's been hit on the head a couple of times pretty hard."

"I used to be able to say 'Great Dr. Pepper Taste' in a burp."

"Hardly any girls are into things like violent movies. Girls just wanna talk, they want romance."

"My girlfriend would have to be tender, romantic and faithful like me."

"If somebody's obsessed with you, it would be kind of hard to go out with her. You'd take her hand and she'll scream! But if she was nice enough, yeah, I'd date a fan."

"You never know what you've missed until it passes you by."

"You can't take Zac anywhere. He'll either get lost or say something that will get you into a heap of trouble. We're always trying to talk our way out of a weird situation he created."

"If the people we love are stolen away from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever."

"Whoever likes Tamagotchies, we're sorry..."

"I don’t resist the girls anymore. I jump back at them and scare them. That throws them!"

"I noticed you guys all have glowey things!"

"Sometimes it feels like the girls aren't screaming at us, they're screaming at some band called Hanson they saw on TV."

"You go to a foreign country and hear 'Blah, blah, blah Hanson, blah, blah. It's weird!"

"I often go off into my own little world. At least that's what Isaac and Zac say. There is some truth in it, though. I like to think very carefully about everything. For this I need peace and quiet so that I can really 'catch up' with myself again. But even when I can't be alone it isn't difficult for me to switch off - that's when my brothers always say I'm in my little 'Taylor World' again."